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ETA: There weren't any posts in this community in 2007? For shame, community!

Hamster Time! [


Whoo! [

[ mood | devious ]

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

LJ stalking horror - a report by rightsaided.

elusiveshoe is stalking rightsaided
elusiveshoe’s REAL name : Latia Coleman
elusiveshoe’s REAL DOB : 14th November 1982
Height :167 cm Weight : 44.6 kg
elusiveshoe has dreamt about you : 23 times
elusiveshoe became interested in you : 24th April 2005
elusiveshoe’s latest dream about you
elusiveshoe wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.
This is how elusiveshoe describes your relationship behind your back
‘We’ll be together forever. I know it. I can feel it in my heart. Thing’s have never been better between me and rightsaided!’
elusiveshoe’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
A pair of soiled underpants that you left out in your backyard after a night out on the razz.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
elusiveshoe had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
If I can’t have you, nobody can darling. I’d advise you to committ these words to memory.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 21 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I think there’s a bomb in our house. My friend left a rucksack in here and I can hear ticking."
elusiveshoe’s Police File
elusiveshoe poses no real threat to society at large, unless of course your name is rightsaided. In that case, you are royally fucked.

Testimonies about elusiveshoe
avamarie - Worn out Musician
‘I’m completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked elusiveshoe. Are you sure you’re accusing the right person?’
nothingsafe - Stone dead tripper
‘elusiveshoe was a depressing bore and I’m fucking glad they’ve been outted as a twat. Means I won’t have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.’
madmolly - Rotten heathen
‘Surprise Surprise, elusiveshoe’s a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.’
idleshoe - Worships the sun
‘elusiveshoe’s obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can’t believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.’

6' down, 3" to the right. [

[ mood | thoughtful ]

Imaginary Shoe: Sushi was too big to flush, so he's making a trip to the landfill in a small coffee can. :-(
Hubwest Rob: Awwwww, he deserves at least a cigar box.
Imaginary Shoe: I know, but we didnt have any. :-( At least it was fancy, flavored coffee.
Hubwest Rob: Ohhhh. Fancy coffee is acceptable.
Imaginary Shoe: Yes, he will make his way to fishy heaven coated in french vanilla-caramel coffee grounds.
Hubwest Rob: Nice. I wanna be burned with fancy coffee.
Imaginary Shoe: Heheh. I have a friend that wants to be buried with his ham radio, flashlights and LED christmas lights lining his casket.
Hubwest Rob: Hahaha. Nice.

Poll #659095 Burry Me Please

What do you want to be buried with? (Or cremated with, if that's your wish)

Meme Sheepage [


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elusiveshoe!

  1. Elusiveshoe once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
  2. Olive oil was used for washing elusiveshoe in the ancient Mediterranean world!
  3. Elusiveshoe has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
  4. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled elusiveshoe.
  5. Only one person in two billion will live to be elusiveshoe!
  6. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by elusiveshoe.
  7. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is elusiveshoe.
  8. Elusiveshoe can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  9. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than elusiveshoe.
  10. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on elusiveshoe.
I am interested in - do tell me about

And that's soooo not right. ={

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Whooptidoo [

[ mood | creative ]

I decided to update the look of this community for the new year. For a random site, I use equally random images and data. Enjoy.

Artwork by: Tamás Olejnik
Website: www.nonstopnonsense.atw.hu
Location: Pécsvárad, Hungary
Specialist Field: digital art
Inspiration: inspiration?
Preferred Media: egg, cow, novocaine
Likes & Dislikes: Tesko apple juice

Happy Chrismahannukwanzakah!! [

[ mood | anxious ]

3D Snowflake3D Snowflake

Unassembled Snowman

I'll cut this entry if anyone asks nicely. :)

Eeep! [

[ mood | amused ]

Signs that you're on LiveJournal too much:
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octopus vs. shark [

[ mood | sleepy ]

For those who like sort-of-graphic nature films in the morning:

Octopus eats shark!!


I feel really bad for that shark!

Heh. [

[ mood | apathetic ]

You are .* You are a wildcard.  You are everything to everybody.  You can't make up your mind as to what you want to be.
Which File Extension are You?

We Want to Know. [

[ mood | curious ]

It went a little something like this:

aic_weirdo 2005-12-13 07:42 pm

elusiveshoe 2005-12-13 07:45 pm
one of those smilies has double eyes! :O

aic_weirdo 2005-12-13 07:50 pm
don't hate it because it's different ::(

elusiveshoe 2005-12-13 07:51 pm
*pokes one set*

aic_weirdo 2005-12-13 07:54 pm
*other set bites you*

elusiveshoe 2005-12-13 07:54 pm
*slaps the two sets together*

aic_weirdo 2005-12-13 07:58 pm
*they seek revenge*

elusiveshoe 2005-12-13 07:59 pm
*creates protective shield*

aic_weirdo 2005-12-13 08:35 pm
that will not stand in the way of extra-eye-set smiley!

elusiveshoe 2005-12-14 08:21 am
but my kung-foo chicken will! *kapow*

aic_weirdo 2005-12-14 09:59 am
that's some interesting imagery... eyeful smiley vs. kung-foo chicken..

elusiveshoe 2005-12-14 10:22 am
hehe. a true comment-whore would make a poll to see who would win!

Don't judge us! =P

Poll #634400 kung-foo eyeball!

Who will win? The Kung-Foo Chicken or the Double Eyed Smilie?

OMG Chicken Chicken Chicken! *kapow*
The Eyeful Smiley! ::D

Haiku [

[ mood | apathetic ]

This was amusing once before:

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:elusiveshoe
Your haiku:share like there was no
brain in her jeebus.i want
to cry wtf.the sandwich
Created by Grahame

Posting my supplication for Cthulhu [

[ mood | amused ]

Hahahaha this is better than the Dear Santa letter!!!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In June, I rescued [info]recoil_ from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In September, I sacrificed [info]sputtertoo to Cthulhu (500 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Yesterday, I stopped [info]recoil_ from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In March, I recruited [info]sputtertoo as a new cultist (30 points).

In short, I have been very good (300 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Name some friends or leave them blank and let me look them up myself:

How in the world do you pronounce "Cthulhu"?

I'm going to have to read some H.P. Lovecraft now. Whoever is responsible for Re-Animator and the cult of Cthulhu must be a genius!

Hey Pig.. [

[ mood | bored ]


Click to view my test results

a competition!! [

[ mood | amused ]

Some videos:

The house in Ohio with Christmas lights set to Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Dark Materia's Picard Song set to video from The Sims and Star Trek: Bridge Commander
The Passion of the Christ set to Benny Hill music and sound effects

Poll #631952 Video Preference

Which video is teh win?

The Blinky House in Ohio
The Picard Song Video
Passion of the Christ à la Benny Hill

blinky house [

[ mood | amused ]

OMO I made blinky house icons like Jackie did!


Ah, how I enjoy making annoying icons.

Diddle [

[ mood | artistic ]

For those that enjoyed the x-mas light display on the awesome house, a few icons:

Piggy Pool! [

[ mood | :O ]


Piggy Pool


[ mood | amused ]



Whoever made that is the most awesome person who ever lived.

Dear Santa [

Since the other santa generator isn't loading for me, I made my own!

Dear Satan Claus – Devourer of Children’s Souls,

This year, I have been a very passive aggressive little advertising tampon. I have compulsively pillaged, and I have often helped my grandma with their taxes. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of blank checks this year!

Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring fruit leather panties. For my daddy, please bring a new topaz-studded ass plug. For my little sister, please bring Newport Lights 100’s. For my ferret, please bring a cableknit sweater. Oh – and for my cleaning lady, please bring some work ethic.

Now about me! Please bring me all of the Anna Nicole Smith action figures, and front row tickets to Britney Spears – plus backstage passes so I can get airborne Chlamydia! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my amputee Afghan orphan. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!

Anyway, I hope you like the eight-ball I left out for you.


Judas Adams

PS: Please say hi to Ralph, the heartless Elfin slavemaster.

PPS: Oh yeah, and remember elusiveshoe & aic_weirdo? They have been real homicidal coprophiles all year long and don’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put ebola in their stocking. Thanks!

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