Hahahaha this is better than the Dear Santa letter!!!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In June, I rescued recoil_ from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In September, I sacrificed sputtertoo to Cthulhu (500 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Yesterday, I stopped recoil_ from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In March, I recruited sputtertoo as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very good (300 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant, aic_weirdo
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
How in the world do you pronounce "Cthulhu"?
I'm going to have to read some H.P. Lovecraft now. Whoever is responsible for Re-Animator and the cult of Cthulhu must be a genius!