Alternative to a Person (aic_weirdo) wrote in verlorenerschuh,
Alternative to a Person

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Posting my supplication for Cthulhu

Hahahaha this is better than the Dear Santa letter!!!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In June, I rescued [info]recoil_ from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In September, I sacrificed [info]sputtertoo to Cthulhu (500 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Yesterday, I stopped [info]recoil_ from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In March, I recruited [info]sputtertoo as a new cultist (30 points).

In short, I have been very good (300 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Name some friends or leave them blank and let me look them up myself:

How in the world do you pronounce "Cthulhu"?

I'm going to have to read some H.P. Lovecraft now. Whoever is responsible for Re-Animator and the cult of Cthulhu must be a genius!
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