Ms. Embalmo (ex_elusivesh428) wrote in verlorenerschuh,
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elusiveshoe!

  1. Elusiveshoe once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
  2. Olive oil was used for washing elusiveshoe in the ancient Mediterranean world!
  3. Elusiveshoe has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
  4. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled elusiveshoe.
  5. Only one person in two billion will live to be elusiveshoe!
  6. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by elusiveshoe.
  7. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is elusiveshoe.
  8. Elusiveshoe can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  9. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than elusiveshoe.
  10. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on elusiveshoe.
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And that's soooo not right. ={

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jackie!

  1. Czar Paul I banished Jackie to Siberia for marching out of step!
  2. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jackie.
  3. Over half of Americans are officially Jackie!
  4. An average beaver can cut down Jackie every year.
  5. You share your birthday with Jackie.
  6. If you toss Jackie 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  7. To check whether Jackie is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Jackie will sink, and fresh Jackie will float!
  8. If you kiss Jackie for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  9. New Zealand was the first place to allow Jackie to vote!
  10. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Jackie.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jacqueline!

  1. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Jacqueline.
  2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Jacqueline.
  3. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Jacqueline is near.
  4. Over half of Americans are officially Jacqueline.
  5. It can take Jacqueline several days to move just through one tree.
  6. The liquid inside Jacqueline can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  7. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Jacqueline!
  8. Jacqueline has a bifurcated penis!
  9. In Japan, Jacqueline can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  10. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Jacqueline to reach the earth's core.
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